the end of November, which means it's time for an advent calendar in story form
on Dec 1, feel free to read some each day to your kids, pets, spouse or just
enjoy it yourself. Distract yourself, and it will be Christmas in no time.
know what an advent calendar is? I tell you all about them here.
you'd like to see what our calendar looks like (hint: there are socks), look
if this year's science fiction Christmas story just
isn't doing it for you, you could select a different one from a previous
year—they're all listed here.
now, without further ado, I hope you enjoy...
ON A WET SPACESHIP
I love this title :-)
to the captain, if the spaceship continued to have no technical problems, Lissy
and her big brother Zane would be back on Earth in time to celebrate New Year's
Day 2575. They had just over a week to go. Which brought a big problem to
Lissy's attention. Tomorrow was Christmas. And her parents said it was
absolutely impossible to celebrate Christmas on this wet spaceship.
spaceships were wet and some were dry and some were half and half. This one
was, oh about 95% wet. Lissy and Zane's parents had been on a diplomatic
mission to the water planet Marina for the past four years. Now, the four of
them were the only human passengers on this ship. Since humans can't breathe
underwater, a small cabin had been dried up for them. The rest of the ship,
like Marina itself, was flooded with water for the Mariners aboard, all 180 of
them. A huge window separated the two sections of the ship, but allowed the
passengers to greet each other.
can't we have Christmas on the spaceship?" asked Lissy after dinner, as
they watched the Mariners swim up and down and back and forth.
bumped her with his shoulder and waved to one of his friends swimming by. "You've
asked that 300 times."
have not!" She bumped back.
enough," said Lissy's mom, before the fight could escalate further.
"We'll have a nice Christmas celebration after we reach Earth. Grandma and
Grandpa have invited us. They already sent pictures of their beautiful tree."
Lissy's mom said. She held up a tablet with a picture of a tall fir tree,
sparkling with white Christmas lights and glittery ornaments. In front of the
tree stood their grandpa, stuffing a humongous bite of whipped cream-topped pumpkin
pie into his mouth.
sighed with longing. "Pie..." They hadn't eaten pie in four years.
said Lissy's dad, his voice breaking.
you guys." Their mom huffed and rolled her eyes. "It's not long
Lissy, a week after Christmas was
much too long to wait. "But it's Christmas tomorrow. The real Christmas. Why can't we celebrate?"
asked Lissy's mom. "How about"—she began counting on her
fingers—"1. no decorations, 2. no tree, 3. nothing but freeze dried
rations in tin foil, and we're down to the ones everyone has refused to eat for
the past three months, 4. no presents, and 5. most importantly, no family or
was a lot of good reasons. And sometimes having a mom who was very organized
was a pain.
night, Lissy lay in bed listening to the constant hum of the ship. She leaned
over the side of her bunk and whispered to Zane, whose bed was below hers,
"Zane, I know what mom said, but I think we should still celebrate. Let's
organize all the stuff for Christmas tomorrow."
Shut up and let me sleep."
mean it," she said. "Just because we can't have a fancy Christmas doesn't mean we
shouldn't celebrate it at all."
a moment, Zane was silent, then he said, "I hate to admit it, but I think
flame of excitement ignited in Lissy's chest. "So you'll help me?"
I'll help you. Now be quiet so I can sleep."
lay back on her pillow with a smile. Now they only needed to come up with a
and early the next morning, Lissy jumped out of bed. It was Christmas morning! The
tiny room she shared with Zane only had enough space for their bunk beds and a
small dresser with their clothes. Lissy dressed, waited impatiently for Zane to
start moving, then finally gave up and poked him in the nose until he groaned.
that for?" he snarled at her, swatting at her hand.
was no time to lose. "Number one on the list was 'no decorations.'"
groaned again, but he climbed out of bed and threw on his clothes.
"Decorations...we'll have to make do with something we already own."
From his drawer, he pulled out a handful of colored pencils left over from when
they were in their dry apartment on Marina. Since they didn't have any paper,
Lissy thought they were kind of useless.
make a star." Zane said. He cut long strips of tape and stuck the pencils
together until he had a six-pointed star.
Lissy said, as he started making a second one. Now it was her turn. She
rummaged through all of the drawers, pulling out every article of red or green
clothing she could find. Then she braided them together. "Look, I made
nodded in approval. They decided to surprise their parents, so Lissy hid the
decorations under her blanket. They'd bring them out later, when everything was
was number two on Mom's list?" Zane asked.
tree," Lissy said.
Zane looked at Lissy uncertainly. She looked back at him. They were in the
middle of space. How in the universe were they going to find a tree?
about we stack some chairs on top of each other? And drape your garland on it?"
lips curled downward. "Even with garland, a stack of chairs isn't the
right shape. Chairs just aren't very Christmasy."
he agreed. "I know."
bad we can't get one of those monster-sized pyramid kelp plants from the
Mariners," Lissy said. "They may need to live underwater, but at least
they're alive and big and green."
nodded, but then he sat up straighter. "Wait. We don't have to actually get
one out here where it's dry. We can move a table next to the big window. Then
we only have to ask one of the Mariners to bring it to their side of the window
where we can see it."
a great idea!" Lissy said.
go ask Mina if she can arrange for it." Mina was Lissy's friend. They
spent hours dancing together on either side of the window or sometimes playing
you're gone, I'll work on number three: food. I'll bring everything left in
here, then we can sort it out together."
went to the hall and put in a ship call to her friend. It took her a little
while to explain the concept of a Christmas tree, but Mina agreed right away to
get some helpers and move one of the nine-foot pyramid kelps to the window.
the time Lissy skipped back into the bedroom, Zane was just tossing a final
armful of rectangular silver packets onto the floor. "There are 52 meals
left. The four of us only need 28 if the trip goes smoothly, so we can use
extra for the feast if we like."
plopped down next to him, and they began sorting. Yum went on the left, yuck
went on the right. Zane shoved three packets of liver to the right. Lissy
pushed a lone macaroni and cheese to the left.
so they went on and on until they had six packets on the Yum side and all the
rest on the Yuck side.
doesn't mind liver," Zane said.
pushed one silver packet to the left. "At least he'll have more to choose
from," she said.
so the food's all set. We just have to wait until later to rehydrate them."
That means we're ready for number four on Mom's list. Presents."
a moment, excitement sent their hearts pattering. Presents! But both kids remained
silent as they realized they had nothing to give. There was no such thing as a
store on the ship, and garbage was recycled immediately, so they couldn't even
use old wrappers and paper to draw a picture or make a craft.
just don't know," said Lissy with a sigh. "I can't think of even one
thing we could give Mom and Dad."
neither. We'll just have to keep working on it. Let's skip to number
five," suggested Zane. "Family and friends."
not so bad," Lissy said. "We're already here. And we can turn on the
picture of Grandpa! The one where he's eating the pumpkin pie."
said Zane, with longing in his voice. "Too bad there's no freeze dried
chuckled. "Hey, I can ask Mina if she wants to come. If we're eating by
the window, the Mariners will see us anyway. And Mom and Dad both like all
three of Mina's mothers."
idea! I'll ask Izza if she'll come too." At least five times a day, Zane
and Izza raced each other the length of the window. With Izza's powerful tail,
she almost always won. Lissy suspected Izza let Zane make it to the finish line
first occasionally so he wouldn't feel so bad. "Maybe Izza could bring her
Then we'll have family and friends!"
later, Zane and Lissy dragged a table and four chairs out in front of the
window. Zane propped the picture of Grandpa up against the glass.
strung up her garland around the handrails on the wall opposite the window.
Zane hung his pencil stars in front of the garland. In a flash, they rehydrated the food and
warmed it up.
Christmas kelp wasn't set up yet, but the kids knew from experience if they
didn't eat right away, the food would turn to gelatinous mush. They weren't
about to ruin their last yummy meals.
Dad!" Zane called into their bedroom, where both lay down reading.
"We have something special to show you!"
mom and dad laughed at the creaks in their bones as they stood up. But when
they entered the hall in front of the window to the Mariners, their eyes went
round and their jaws dropped.
made the garland!" Lissy called.
I made the stars!" said Zane. "We both got the food ready."
the window, there was suddenly a flutter of flowing leaves and swishing tails
as four Mariners swooped in with the huge green kelp. And someone had even draped
reddish brown seaweed garland around it.
Christmas tree!" breathed Lissy's mom. Her eyes got a little misty.
guys arranged all this?" asked their dad. He gave them each a pat on the
two kids beamed. "And Izza and Mina's moms are here too." On the
other side of the glass, the eight Mariners floated back and forth, waving
little pieces of kelp. Maybe they thought they were like little Christmas
trees. "Hello, human friends! Thank you for inviting us to celebrate your
holiday with you!" they called through the loudspeakers.
gave them a thumbs up, and Izza returned the gesture.
no! I forgot about food for the Mariners," Lissy said.
worry. We brought our own snacks," said Mina. She distributed little shiny
pink things Lissy didn't recognize to the other Mariners.
her years on Marina, Lissy had learned that it was sometimes better not to know
what they were eating, so she just said, "Great!"
the Mariners gnawed on their pink treats, Lissy and her family sat down and dug
into the last yummy packets of food. Considering how they'd eat only from the
Yuck Pile the next few days, today's meal was a real treat. When they were
done, Zane cleared his throat.
is normally time for presents," he said.
eyes darted back and forth as he struggled to come up with something, and fast.
"I know! My present for you is"—he made a drumroll sound with his
fingers on the table—"my jokes!"
that's wonderful," Lissy's mom said.
Zane said. "First one. What do snowmen like to do during the
Mariners looked perplexed, but Lissy's dad said, "I don't know. What?"
the three other humans could stop laughing, Zane asked, "What do you call
Santa when he stands still?"
mom shook her head and shrugged.
laughed, "What a great idea, Zane!" she cried. But her palms were
beginning to sweat, because she still didn't know what present she could give.
right," Zane said. "One last joke. What do you get if you cross a
bell and a skunk?"
dad held up his hand. "Wait, I know this!" He opened his mouth, but a
couple of blinks later, he said, "Um, um, okay, I guess I don't know
raised his eyebrows. "Jingle smells!"
clapped for Zane, even the Mariners, although Lissy was pretty sure they didn't
get any of the jokes. Human and Mariner humor didn't translate well.
mom and dad looked to her. It was her turn to give a present. It should be
something festive and Christmasy. Something she didn't need anything for but
herself—just like Zane and his jokes.
had it! She'd sing for them. The Mariners loved singing too, so hopefully
they'd enjoy it also. First Lissy performed Silent
Night. When she started Frosty the
Snowman, her entire family sang along. Finally, she began one last, special
song: Oh, Christmas Kelp—instead of Oh, Christmas Tree—and that made
Mariners wiggled their little kelp pieces and called "Merry
Christmas!" Lissy and her family waved and called "Merry Christmas to
you!" back to them. The evening wound down as the Mariners swam-danced in
front of the window, as a kind of present to Lissy and her family. Everyone thanked each other, over and over.
night, as Lissy's parents tucked them into bed, they all agreed that this
Christmas in the 95% wet spaceship was the most special, most memorable
Christmas they'd probably ever have.
I hope you enjoyed this year's Christmas story! In case you're looking for more, I found Zane's jokes on these two websites: