It happened
again today. My normally in-control mind was rendered helpless by my own
personal Kryptonite: dawdling children.
I sound like
Eliza Jane from The Little House on the
Prairie, don't I? Who uses the word "dawdling" nowadays anyway?
But
seriously, there are a finite number of minutes to get everyone awake, dressed,
fed and ready for school, get them to school, and get myself to work. (And, no,
getting up early doesn't increase the amount of time available for preparation;
it increases the amount of dawdle-time).
I understand the problem:
preparing for school is the least interesting thing for a child. The spray made
by fanning toothbrush bristles with your thumb is interesting. The crunch of
the snow under your feet is interesting. The long stick with the peeling white bark is
interesting. Writing on the scum covering the car with your fingers is
interesting. The little boy with the glasses standing near the door is
interesting.
Mom's
constant reminders she'll be late for work are ultra boring.
So sometimes,
I crack. My son got quite an earful at school today when he JUST WOULDN'T FINISH UP. He
was shocked at my outburst. It happened in front of his friend, who luckily
couldn't understand my English, but certainly understood my tone.
In my defense,
my son woke me twice last night and his sister woke me once, meaning I got a
total of maybe five hours of sleep. And I give warnings all the time. They know very well why I need to be at work by eight.
Does anyone
else have a personal Kryptonite? Something that whittles away at their physical
or mental control? I'd love to know I'm not alone.
Love it even
more if you can come up with an antidote.
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